The following is a whois section on johnnycanuck:

Johnnycanuck’s real name is John McCabe; he was born and raised in Hamilton, Ontario where he actually still lives today. John is the youngest and brightest of three siblings. His parents, who John swears is Marge and Homer Simpson, new at a very early age John was different from his older brother and sister. From his parents earliest memories John displayed exceptional cognitive awareness and motor skills. According to his mother he was far superior to that of his 5-year-old brother and 11mth old sister. As John grew up he excelled in everything he did, his physical abilities were noticed when he dominated throughout his major league baseball career in East Hamilton’s Minor Mixed Slo-Pitch League. John’s secondary education was much of a let down even though John enjoyed his social time at school he feels due to the inferior mental capacity of his teachers they failed to grasp his idea of secondary education. So John decide that he shall quietly wait for his opportunity to merge its beautiful head.

This opportunity failed to arrive by the end of high school so John decided he shall enroll into a special school where he can be among intellects such as him self. Since John failed to be accepted in that school he took Law and Security at Mohawk College. John’s tenor here would best be described as in like a lion out like a lion king. College Grad John was very active doing this and that and that and this and all of it seem to one way or another involve the Hamilton Regional Police.

John thought he would be a role model for his neibourhood kids and go back to school. John thought the safest bet was to take some computer courses. John believed that if Bill Gates can do it why can’t he. And after John’s introductory course to windows was done he was offered multiple positions with various companies he new there was only one to accept and that was the MIS department at St Joseph’s Hospital.

Update: John has since gone part time in the MIS department at St Joseph’s after remembering his boy hood ambition of burning ants with a magnified glass for a living. John currently burns ants five days a week and the other two are spent at the hospital.

Remember there is a fine line between genius and insanity and like John says drink milk, it does your body good.